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D.C. Dem Says Jewish Bankers Made It Snow

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Washington D.C. Councilman Trayon White Sr., a Democrat whose election was supported by “progressive” (Far Left) Jewish voters, said a recent snowstorm was caused by the Jewish banking family, the Rothschilds, “controlling the weather… to own the cities” (http://www.outsidethebeltway.com/member-of-d-c-city-council-blames-recent-snowstorms-on-jewish-bankers/).

To help this Democrat cover his tracks, the Washington Post article, to which I am unable to link, devoted more than half its space to attacking Far Right conspiracy theorists.

After everyone in the world came down on him like a ton of bricks, Councilman White, Democrat, sort of apologized. Said he, “I did not intend to be anti-Semitic.” [Two-minute laugh break]

Is this Jewish banker thing part of the Settled Science that makes Climbit Change immune from questioning? We’ve also heard it’s caused by SUVs, eating meat, breathing, using more than one sheet of toilet paper per visit to the john, air conditioning, sandwiches, and trying to ape the living standards of our betters.

Meanwhile… why would anybody in his right might want to “own the cities”?

‘Scientists: Sexual Harassment Among Animals’ (2016)

I guess it won’t be long now before grackles and collared lizards and scarlet tanagers start sporting #MeToo buttons and “Time’s Up” Tattoos. One of the first birds to wear a “Time’s Up” tattoo had one of her wings shaved to accommodate it–and wound up being a feral cat’s dinner. And the tattoo was spelled wrong, too…


Atheist Dawkins OK with Cannibalism?

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(Thanks to Linda for the news tip)

This almost qualifies as comic relief. But not quite.

Atheist all-star Richard Dawkins, looking to find a new gig after defending “mild pedophilia” (don’t ask!) and pressing for the abortion of all babies with Down’s syndrome, has come out in favor of… cannibalism (https://fellowshipoftheminds.com/2018/03/07/richard-dawkins-says-we-should-get-over-our-yuck-taboo-against-cannibalism/).

Oh, he doesn’t mean chasing someone down, conking him over the head, and tossing him into a cooking pot. Heavens no. He wants “lab-grown” human meat: “I’ve been looking forward to this,” he says. Yessiree, human flesh grown in a culture vat. Bon appetite. But if you’ve ever read Edgar Rice Burroughs’ Synthetic Men of Mars, you know that once you start growing bits of people in a culture vat, you don’t always get what you want.

Have I mentioned that Dawkins thinks space aliens “seeded” life on earth?

This jidrool, who calls atheists “brights” to distinguish them from us “dim” normal people who still believe in God, says chowing down on people-meat will be “an interesting test case for consequentialist morality versus ‘yuck reaction’ absolutism.”

What’s “consequentialist morality?” Well, instead of those tired old moral absolutes handed down by God, this says you determine by its consequences whether an action is morally good or bad. It’s kind of a nice name for moral imbecility. Let us not burden ourselves with questions like “consequences to whom?” Anyone but a true interllectural can see through this.

While there is something appealing about the idea of atheists and other leftids making happy meals of one another, only to be disappointed by what they find when they open up the skull, and quibbling over who gets the nicer bits of Bill Nye or Neil DeGrasse Tyson, we know they’d never do the world such a favor as that. If they can’t get their din-din from a culture vat, they’ll go after Climbit Change Deniers. Or whatever they can buy from Planned Parenthood.

No, it isn’t really funny. Leftids have no sense of humor.

Dawkins isn’t joking. He really is that loathsome.


‘Feds: Jack-O’-Lanterns Cause Global Warming’ (2015)

Please don’t say you’re feeling nostalgic for the Obama administration.

Remember this? On your dime, the federal government warned us in 2015 that our Halloween pumpkins with the candles in ’em contribute to Climbit Change and omibaal we’re all gonna die–!

Let’s hope President Trump has fired whoever was responsible for this.


Build a Better World–with LSD!

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Damn! If only I were some kind of expert, I, too, could come up with cool ideas like this!

Following news reports that assorted techies are now taking LSD to increase their productivity, an expert in Spain says taking LSD can reorganize your brain in a “harmonizing” way, “just like improvising jazz musicians,” leading to “more openness” and a greater willingness to try new things (http://www.miamiherald.com/news/nation-world/article203341684.html#fmp). Even if they’re incredibly bad new things.

As if it weren’t bad enough that all our wannabe world-improvers are as crazy as bedbugs to begin with, now they want to give themselves “an extra edge” by taking hallucinogenic drugs.

Is that where all these swell ideas are coming from? Gender fluidity, free money for all, free college tuition for everybody, compulsory exercise at work–they’ve all been doing drugs? Well, that would certainly explain what they’re doing to our civilization.

So let’s all bomb our brains with drugs, and see what we come up with.

It’s gonna be great! What could possibly go wrong?

‘Top Atheist: Maybe ET’s Created Life on Earth’ (2015)

Remember this? Backed into a corner on the origin of life, atheist poster boy Richard Dawkins falls back on the “space brothers seeded life on Earth” theory. Okay, then, where did the space brothers come from?

Buy this man a set of Miller Space Aliens.


You Gotta Think About This Quote

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So they’re digging up this huge lost city in Mexico, a place called Angamuca (http://www.foxnews.com/tech/2018/02/20/ancient-lost-city-in-mexico-had-as-many-buildings-as-manhattan.html). Built around 900 A.D., and lost until 2007, it went out of business around 1350, before any Europeans arrived on the scene. Recent laser mapping suggests it had a population of around 100,000 people, with some 40,000 buildings–as many as there are in Manhattan–packed into ten square miles. All in all, a mighty city, rivaling the Aztec capitol of Tenochtitlan (now Mexico City) itself.

And then, oblivion. The site of Angamuca is heavily traveled in modern times, but no one until just a few years ago knew this city had ever been there. People drove right past it in their cars. It took state-of-the-art technology to bring it out of the dark.

Says one of the chief archeologists working the site… “These guys had it all figured out.”


Uh, what’s wrong with this picture? You figure everything out, and then you turn into a lost city? What kind of figuring is that? Like, you’re supposed to still be here if you’ve got it all figured out.

As Bayard Rustin once said, “There sure are a lot of stupid smart people.”


‘Common Core Teaches Only “Science” is True’ (2015)

For those who claim they still can’t see what I’m getting at when I say liberals have been debauching and debasing our culture, creating the moral vacuum in which “school shootings” can occur, get a load of this. In 2015, the federal government of the United States–I defy you to find a Constitutional warrant for it–was declaring, via Common Core, that there are no moral facts and that only “scientific facts” are true.

Under President Trump, Common Core is mostly dead. But as Miracle Max says in The Princess Bride, “Mostly dead is a little bit alive.”

That job needs to be finished. Hammer, stake, and garlic, please.


‘Play God… and Go to Jail’ (2012)

Remember this? Italian scientists sent to prison because they failed to predict an earthquake… Didn’t King Nebuchadnezzar used to do that? Send for the prognostickators and the astrologers and the Chaldeans and threaten to kill them if they failed to interpret his dream…


The New Killer! ‘Religious Trauma Syndrome’

Well, thanks to Science, we now know why so many people are so messed up. It’s because they have Religious Trauma Syndrome (https://valerietarico.com/2013/03/26/religious-trauma-syndrome-is-it-real/).

The term was coined two years ago by Dr. Marlene Winell, and it’s starting to catch on. It has to do with “toxic religion” and “harmful experiences within religion,” which supposedly scar you for life and lead to all sorts of self-destructive behaviors.

But what is “toxic religion”? Winell says it’s religion that’s “controlling” and insists on conformity. But that could apply equally to–well, to going to college, these days. See what happens to you in a college classroom if you buck the party line.

I think we all know what perverted religion would look like, and would agree that it does harm. But Dr. Winell warns of “toxic teachings like eternal damnation and original sin.”

She cannot distinguish between genuine “toxic religion” and mainstream Biblical teaching.

Ah, but there’s a cure–atheism! Or at least conversion to some kind of waffy-daffy “spirituality” that tells you that you’re good, you’re the cat’s pajamas, whatever you believe is true, everybody goes to Heaven, light a scented candle and you’re home free, blah-blah-blah.

I mean, really, doc! Non-religious people don’t have these same problems?

Bottom line: it’s just another secularist stab at building a morality-free society with themselves sitting on top of it.

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