Ferocious Kittens Commandeer Bathtub

See that? Now you can’t take a bath! These wild, untamed, ravaging kittens have even torn up toilet paper! Just imagine what they’d do to a hapless human being. No wonder the ancient Phrygians made it against the law to take baths with kittens.

4 comments on “Ferocious Kittens Commandeer Bathtub

  1. It’s a (false) fact that the ancient Phrygians disappeared because the kittens kept running off with their hats. The hats were later found in France, where they became fashionable among the revolutionary set.

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