Before we go wading out into the nooze today, a funny story:
The producers of a TV show heard about a dog that could play poker, and they wanted to do a feature on it. So they searched all over the country until they finally found the man who owned the dog, and sent a film crew there. After the introductions, the man admitted that his dog did, indeed, play poker.
“Well, sir, that’s just what we came all the way here to see! We’d love to film your dog playing poker.”
“Oh, I don’t let him play anymore,” said the owner. “He just ain’t that good at it.”
“Why, what’s the matter with him?”
“Oh…. Every time he gets a good hand, he wags his tail.” [Cue canned laughter]