No, this is not a satire. It’s apparently true.
The Rumanian government, trying to get a hesitant population to embrace experimental COVID shots, is giving the shots at a popular tourist site–Dracula’s Castle (https://www.bbc.com/news/world-europe-57049639). Yes, the castle that’s really supposed to have belonged to Dracula.
And the good little sheeple who show up–you won’t believe this–will be rewarded with a free tour of the castle’s torture chamber!
(“He’s really flipped his lid, this time. Who in the world would believe that?”)
Look, if it turns out to be a hoax, blame the BBC, not me–they’re the ones who reported it.
But this is just ridiculous enough to be real. It’s the kind of thing we’ve come to expect from governments, these days.