Ahoy! Hallooo! Where are you?
Beverly won the comment contest two nights ago, but we haven’t heard from her. Yo, mate! How are we going to send you your prize, if we don’t know where you are? You can win an autographed book or a T-shirt, your choice. But if we don’t hear from you, what’s a quokka to do?
Confound it, this was a big comment contest! It deserved fireworks. 75,000 comments–not bad, not bad! But I’m up on stage with the Oscar, as it were, and the star has never come out so I can give it to her.
Oh, fap… Beverly, you’ve won! So let’s hear from you already.
Sorry … I tend to read all my email at the end of the day, and I was trying to decide between the book and the t-shirt.
Finally decided on the book 🙂
Okay! I’m so glad you’ve turned up to claim your prize.
If it’s possible, The Cellar Beneath the Cellar, please 🙂
Mailing address is:
Beverly Waddell
P.O. Box HM293
Hamilton HM AX
Bermuda
If the postage is too much, please feel free to donate a book or t-shirt to someone at your church that will enjoy it 🙂
It’ll be my great pleasure to send you an autographed copy of The Cellar Beneath the Cellar.