How to Hold a Cat’s Attention

So many people say their cats ignore them. It’s true. You can recite the Gettysburg Address to your cat and it’s like your not even in the room. Even William Jennings Bryan’s “Cross of Gold” speech won’t budge them.

What you need is a popcorn maker. This humble appliance succeeds where history’s greatest orators fail. We could’ve gotten Barry Goldwater elected president, if only we’d known.

3 comments on “How to Hold a Cat’s Attention

  1. Who says cats can’t focus on long speeches? I can say variations on “Oh, you are so beautiful; oh, you are so wonderful; oh, you are so dear” over and over and over, and Iggy never loses interest. 🙂

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