Is this computer broken? Where are all the Christmas carols? Don’t you know we’ve got a contest going here?
Lee says it’s political science: In any large group of people, 99% of the work will be done by 1% of the members. A few of you submit entries every day, which is totally allowed. Enter as often as you like! But most readers… just don’t. It’s like anything else. Stinkin’ political science! We won’t allow it at Quokka University.
And somehow I, Byron the Quokka, get stuck running all the contests on this blog–and when nobody asks for any hymns, and nobody submits any comments, the other quokkas cast pitying looks at me and I really hate that!
(I told him–you know I told him!–how many times I told him: you’ll never get anywhere unless you offer more bodacious prizes, like a bike or a boat or a bowling alley–and who listens to me? *Sigh!*)