Nope, no misinformation here! Just a couple of fake impeachments
By and large, I detest conspiracy theories. Lizard-people, 9/11 truthers, international you-know-who bankers–I really hate that schiff.
Well! NPR had a piece on the Firefox search page today: COVID “killed our mom,” but the real culprit was “conspiracy theories” and “misinformation” (https://www.npr.org/sections/health-shots/2022/04/24/1089786147/covid-conspiracy-theories?utm_source=pocket-newtab).
National Public Radio. Hot dog. It’s only “public” because Congress sucks the money out of our paychecks to fund it. People who listen to NPR really love Big Brother.
No conspiracy theories at good ol’ NPR, eh? Oh, but theirs are true! And the ones you hear from “conservatives” are clearly wrong and just chock-full of misinformation and must be crushed and silenced before Big Brother’s feelings are hurt…
But not to worry! The Regime already has the cure for this–a new federal Bureau of Misinformation, part of the Dept. of Homeland Security (Drudge was right, all those years ago–we never should’ve created the DHS), to censor and silence and punish anyone who posts or publishes anything the government decides is “misinformation.” Millions of people are already calling it “the Ministry of Truth,” as imagined by George Orwell in 1984. Our Bureau is going to be run by a babbling left-wing fanatic, so you know that only Truth will be allowed in social media from now on.
Crikey. If they really could ban lying, there’d be no one left on Capitol Hill. How many minutes do you think Chuck Schumer can go without telling a lie?
The leftist dirty gym socks at NPR think that when America is fundamentally transformed into a socialist hell-hole, they’ll be lording it over us peasants, throwing Kobe beef parties while we gnaw the bark off trees.
Fools. When Big Brother finishes with us, he’ll come for you.
It’s always done that way. You’d know that if you knew any history.