No Fuel Shortage at Obama’s Pad!

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Shortages for you but not for him

Former President *Batteries Not Included has asked the local government for permission to install a 2,500-gallon propane gas tank at his luxury estate on Martha’s Vineyard ( The estimated cost to fill it will be a reported $75,000.

Hey, peasants! Fuel shortages are for you, not them! You never expected our beloved rulers to run short, did you?

A select board reportedly doesn’t know what to do about this unusual request. But I’m sure they’ll be told just what to do, in time.

Don’t you just love those double standards?

3 comments on “No Fuel Shortage at Obama’s Pad!

  1. Why does this not surprise me? I remember reading about an incident during his early school days when someone asked him what he wanted to be when he grew up, and he replied, very confidently; “I am going to be president of the U.S. So, fuel? Piece of cake.

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