Shortages for you but not for him
Former President *Batteries Not Included has asked the local government for permission to install a 2,500-gallon propane gas tank at his luxury estate on Martha’s Vineyard (https://miamistandard.news/2022/06/14/obama-to-install-2500-gallon-commercial-grade-propane-tank-for-marthas-vineyard-estate/). The estimated cost to fill it will be a reported $75,000.
Hey, peasants! Fuel shortages are for you, not them! You never expected our beloved rulers to run short, did you?
A select board reportedly doesn’t know what to do about this unusual request. But I’m sure they’ll be told just what to do, in time.
Don’t you just love those double standards?