All is not well within the Magic Kingdom.
A brawl broke out yesterday between “two families” behind Cinderella’s Castle (I can’t believe I’m writing this), sheriffs’ deputies and paramedics had to be called in, and no one seems to know, yet, why it happened (https://wdwnt.com/2022/07/brawl-breaks-out-near-peter-pans-flight-at-the-magic-kingdom/).
Such a distraction! Here they are, grooming kids for sex, and a melee breaks out–and what for? No one knows. Who ever heard of a brawl at Disney World? Catty-corner from Peter Pan’s Flight, no less. Where’s Goofy when you need him?
What was Disney World security doing when the fight started? Maybe we don’t really want an answer to that question. It might distress us.
Well, if you’re looking for a theme park where you can get a good punch in the nose, Disney’s the place for you.