Vandalizing Great Art Will Fight Climate Change!


Better obey them or they’ll trash your paintings!

Da-yam! How we gonna totally get rid of fossil fuel in time for winter?

Ooh-ooh, I know! Vandalize great works of art!

So that’s what a couple of activists did! They went to the National Gallery in London and threw a can of tomato soup at Van Gogh’s Sunflowers ( Then they glued their hands to the wall and harangued everyone who wanted to see a freak show.

The painting, protected by a sheet of glass, was not damaged. Someday those dindles are going to figure that out.

But in the meantime, how do you get them dum peple out there to bow down to the Climate Change crowd and do away with… well, with modern life. Live like 12th-century peasants. Don’t worry: activists, politicians, and celebrities will still have all the electricity they want. This business with the paintings is aimed at you plebs.

Oh, how persuasive! Like, as soon as some Stochastic Domestic Terrorist Who Uses Fossil Fuels sees a famous painting vandalized, he can’t help but think, “Well dog my cats! Looks like them climate activists are right! Here, help me get rid of my air conditioner… And then we’ll get rid of the car…”

Is our civilization headed for the scrap heap?

4 comments on “Vandalizing Great Art Will Fight Climate Change!

  1. I say leave them there with their hands glued to the wall and charge admission to watch what happens when they get hungry and thirsty and need to go to the bathroom. After all, freeing them would use fossil-fuel-dependent solvents and put toxic fumes into the air. Right?

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