Should a federal judge know more about the Constitution than a box turtle does? Naaah…
I don’t know what we’re entitled to expect from any Biden nominee to a federal judgeship. The one they questioned last week couldn’t answer basic questions about the Constitution (https://nypost.com/2023/01/26/biden-judicial-nominee-stumped-by-questions-about-the-constitution/). Didn’t know what Article II does. Ditto Article V. Didn’t know things we were expected to know in Mr. Urich’s seventh-grade U.S. History class.
To save future nominees further embarrassment, the administration has hired Experts to draw up a standardized test for anyone nominated to a federal judgeship. Here are a few of the questions to which senators will be limited when they interview the nominees.
*What is your name?
*What’s your favorite TV show?
*Would you know how to get back to your home address from here, if you weren’t provided with a ride?
*Do you know where you are just now?
*Do you know the difference between a new-born human baby and a washing machine?
Senators will not be allowed to deviate from the questions provided… because it’s just Not Fair. Remember! Nothing is as important as Diversity and Inclusion! Even simpletons deserve their share of judgeships! After all, they’ve got a hefty share of everything else.
Good satire! It does not take that long to read the US constitution, especially compared to the thousand page laws that are passed like diarrhea.