G’day, boys’n’ girls! Byron the Quokka here, with another weekend of knock-your-socks-off TV brought to you by Quokka University–where learning is strictly optional!
Here are some samples to get you started.
6:30 P.M. Ch. 07 FURIOUS FURY–Western melodrama
The enormous black stallion, Furious Fury, attacks every living thing in his path–except for a rather nasty little hamster named Sebastian. This week: Sebastian tricks Little Ronny into robbing a 7-11 while Furious fruitlessly chases roadrunners. Sheriff Potato-Head: Mr. Potato-Head. Unlucky philosopher: Sandy Duncan.
Ch. 16 NEWS FOR SPEAKERS OF GIBBERISH–(Speaks for itself)
If you think you’re alone because everything that comes out of your mouth is unintelligible garbage, this is the news show for you! Anchorwoman Naoj Namrevlis speaks backwards, while Sports Editor Imfum Yinjy speaks sideways! And reporter Sharon Sharalike doesn’t speak at all!
7 P.M. Ch. 46 STUPIDWORLD!–Game show
“Stupid as dirt and proud of it!” is the slogan here. Join host Dom Doom as he confusedly tries to read cue cards while the game’s contestants wander aimlessly about the sound stage. This week’s Grand Prize: Climate Change underwear. Also featured: the June Taylor Dancers as Beaver’s parents.
7:29 P.M. Ch. 08 MOVIE–Hard-boiled detective drama
Jimmy the Chipmunk stars as private eye Ben Dover, torn between his drive to solve cases and his passion for stuffing as many nuts into his cheeks as he can. This is The Avenging Chipmunk (Macedonian, 2016: 75 minutes), sequel to What if I Don’t Hibernate? Mr. Big: Sal Hepataca. Ma Gesundheit: Jennifer Anniston. Song: “I Busted My Coccyx But Good.”
Well, now! Those ought to get you started–eh, kimosabe?
It’s TV time! Byron the Quokka, signing off.
Good on ya’ mate. Right on time, as always.
6:30 P.M. Ch. 07 FURIOUS FURY–Western melodrama – I always thought horses were afraid of mice, so I will have to check this out. Ch. 16 NEWS FOR SPEAKERS OF GIBBERISH–(Speaks for itself) – I was fascinated by the one who could speak backwards, but speaking sideways has really pique my curiosity. 7 P.M. Ch. 46 STUPIDWORLD!–Game show – this show sounds like the real Joe Biden family. Detective shows are my favorite, so I am in.