Jobydin He Wun ‘The’ De-Bait!!!

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Well heer at Collidge “we wached” The De-Bait lasst nite!! And do yiu See “that” pixture?? Some Hater, he sayed Pressadint Jobydin he dyed! like six (6^) Munths a’go and wat we Are “looking at” it is ether a dead guy with clothes on Oar Elsse a dumby frumb a stoar winder!!!! So “Of” coarse we beet himb Up!

Butt the reel news is Pressadint Jobydin he Wun, Wun, Wun!!!! Kicked Darnold Trumpt’s asp awl araound the TV!! Trump mite Aswell jist gift Up and goe hoame!! he aint got no Chance at awll!!!!!!!!

I hassnt Nevver seen No-Boddy as “sharrp” as Pressidint Jobydin!!! Iff he was a Wimmin he wood “be” Woopy Goldbrig and Hillery awl roaled In To One!!!!!!! Like our prefesser sayed, Pressidint Jobydin “he hass awl the Witt and Charm and Smartness of trooly Grate Parsons”””! Then he kwotid a Greeek philotzafer named Anopheles oar sumb thing lyke T”hat”… butt I caint remememeber waht Anopheles sayed!!!!”!”

I caint beleave “thare is” peple Out Thayr whoo say Trumpt “won”!”! That is Hat Speach and yiu shid Go To Jale foar “it”!!” But this It “is” “what” hapens wen yiu doughnt maik peple prooove thare Gay wen thay Sine Up foar Collidge!!!! You get Threts “to” Dimmockracy!!!!!!!!!!

 

6 comments on “Jobydin He Wun ‘The’ De-Bait!!!

  1. Anopheles sayed “mmmmmmm” and then “slrrp.”

    Sorry I haven’t been around much today or yesterday. Many chores to catch up on, bills to pay, bank statement to balance, a gazillion emails to catch up on, another gazillion of political spam texts to report and delete…..

    Conservative commentary on the debate has been interesting. Most speculate that Jobidyn was set up to fail so he could be replaced at the DNC convention; a few say he’s going to be renominated anyway and pulled over the finish line with even more extensive cheating than before because it’s his handlers who want to stay in office; a couple even speculate that Trump is going to be eliminated physically. Most agree that the Dems have something up their collective sleeves, but the trouble is — as I keep saying — that straightforward people can’t follow all the twists and turns of devious minds, so we don’t know what the purpose was of dragging the zombified husk out on stage last night.

  2. Poor Joe, he is among the 33% who think Sleepy Joe won the debate, which says a whole lot about all those in the 33%. I was never prouder of Trump as I was last night – he was terrific! The best part for me was when he said why are we even having this debate because it is obvious Biden is not equipped to be President (my paraphrase).

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