Doughnt Waik ‘The’ Pressadint!!!

humorous image of Joe Biden taking a nap

Pressadint Jobydin he says “he  ” kneeds Moar Sleep, expeshally after 8:00 P.M. in the eevning!! So all yiu forriners, doughnt you Get Up “to enny” Mischiff, jist chill out Till sumb tyme “in The” moaning!!!!

And awl yiu Haters,, yiu jist Shut Upp!!!! Of coarse they awl Tipp-Toe araound “the” Wyte Haouse wile Our Pressadint he is sleeeping!! Waik himb “up” and yoole Be Sari!!!! He gets Meen iff yiu waik himb Up!!! He kneeds his Buty Sleepe!!!!!!

So watt iff sumb Thing it hapens wile heeze asleep And No-boddy dairs to waik himb?? Whell itll jist has to wait till “he Gets” Up araound 11 (eelevin) :00 A.M. “in the” moaning!!!! Butt waik himb too Urly and “it” wil surve evvry-boddy Rite iff he nukes sumb Countree!!!!! Natcherly it taiks a wile “foar himb” To Get His s*** togethur!!!!!

Wye dose he “sleeep So mutch”?”?” Whell it”s haow He stayes Sharp & Smartt!!!! Yiu try dooing whith-owt Sleep “and” sea haow Sharp yiu Are!!!!! I staid Up oncet and “the” neckst Day I flunked my Nothing Studdies fynul!!! Good Thing “foar” me thay awlreddy gave out strait A’s foar evrryboddy!!!!!!!

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