Tiny the Goldfish–“with the goo-goo-googly eyes”–has won a blue ribbon in the First Annual Sustainable Global Dog Show.
“Tiny identifies as a dog,” says proud owner “Ziggy” Zagg, a 6-foot-seven man who identifies as a woman so he can compete in women’s boxing tournaments. “Well, all right–I identify him as a dog! But there’s really no scientific basis for dividing the Animal Kingdom into all those species. That’s just speciesism.”
Dog owners who objected to Tiny’s inclusion in the contest have been sent to Re-Education Camp.
Too funny! — and, as a commentary on today’s culture, too sad.
Yes, everything has gone ga-ga for sure.
Sarcasm is just too easy to write these days. Steve Allen & Johnny Carson would have a field day with it (Greg Gutfeld does a pretty good job of it). But the late-night comedy talk shows hosts are stuck on hate Trump.
With fur like that, how could he have not won? 🙂