Let’s Make Football Bigger!

Could we please do without this?

Sorry, but I just don’t like sports anymore. I used to, but they’ve driven me away.

Headline: NFL Runs Cringeworthy Ad of Black Female Player Humiliating Men (https://www.thegatewaypundit.com/2025/02/nfl-runs-cringeworthy-super-bowl-ad-black-female/).

What do they expect to get out of this?

There are no women playing in the NFL. For obvious reasons! (If you deny them, you’re a nitwit.) But of course the NFL wants to be bigger and bigger, so they’ve started a marketing push (oy!) for flag football–“Make it a varsity sport in all 50 states.”

For those who don’t know: In flag football, instead of tackling the player with the ball, you just pull off one of her plastic “flags.” It’s intended to be safe.

(What did I ever see in football? Was it just George Blanda?)

So maybe we really could have two or more Super Bowls–one for the big beefy guys and the other for girls who’d like to be guys. And any other category you can think ot!

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