From March 27, 2017
I have the sad duty to tell you that our friend Joe Collidge has injured himself, reacting to this scene from the old 1958 horror movie, The Fly.
When he saw the little half-fly, half-human character get caught in the web and eaten by the spider–the film was being shown in class, Gender Studies 666–poor Joe totally freaked out. Leaping from his seat, he attempted to charge out of the room without first opening the door.
As some of you may know, Joe regularly receives shots of moth hormones, intended to transition him from human male to I don’t know what, anymore. Well, it’s an experiment. It has resulted in him sprouting a pair of moth antennae on his forehead and developing a taste for socks and handkerchiefs. Now it appears he has also come down with intense arachnophobia.
Having rendered himself unconscious by his collision with the door, Joe is currently unavailable for comment.
In Joe’s defense, I have to say that WAS pretty scary. 🙂
Aww, poor Joe.
I saw that movie a while back. It was pretty good. The ending had us all in stitches, but watching it over, it is pretty horrifying.
Still scary, and poor old Joe is still in school. The price of genius is high indeed, or as Joe would put it; ‘thhe pryce of jean-yes are, it is, hye’. 🙂
I hate to think of you and Joe speaking the same language.
Joe, ¿are, it is, a pie-oh-neeeer in linguistics. hE iz the fute-shure of thhe English lange-wich. We Iz smart two lissen too hiM!
Dear Lord help us!
I just looked out the window, and the head deer said he wouldn’t help (make that halp). 🙂