Godless School Board Axes All Religious Holidays, Then Blames Muslims

Montgomery County, Maryland–home of the state’s biggest public school district, and probably the most left-wing county east of the Mississippi–is in the news again.

This time the county school board voted 7-1 to expunge all–repeat, all–religious holidays from the 2015 school calendar. Then they turned around and blamed the Muslims, saying it was their fault because they’d asked the board to add their “Eid” to the calendar as a religious holiday.

Yup–the Muslims wanted their holiday included, so of course the only thing that could be done was to get rid of all the religious holidays, including Christmas, Easter, and Rosh Hashanah. I wonder how many nanoseconds the board agonized over that.

Now the Muslims are mad because they did not want Christian and Jewish holidays canceled, they do not like getting blamed for it, and getting rid of everybody else’s holidays hasn’t benefited the Muslims in any way.

Hey, guys, welcome to Montgomery County, where the only god they know is Democrat politics.

If this were a case of Muslims demanding the abolition of Christian holidays, it would have been proper to tell them to go back to where they came from if they don’t like our way of life. But it’s not that kind of case. The Muslims are in the clear on this one.

Y’know what? Mad Magazine nailed this about 50 years ago. In an article about “the North American Veeblefetzer Co. Yearbook,” the company president apologized to the employees for having to cancel their Christmas party and bonuses this year, out of deference to the company’s single Muslim employee–hired on Dec. 23. Decades later, in real life instead of in a humor magazine, the ultra-prog Montgomery County School Board picks up on it and does the same thing.

People of Montgomery County, Maryland… I think you’ve just been veeblefetzered.

Fish or Cut Bait

In the immediate wake of America’s thunderous rejection of his policies and his party, and his whole rotten stinking program, President Barack Hussein Ebola has intimated that he’s gonna just go right ahead and declare “executive amnesty” for millions of illegal aliens all at once. Just as if he were king.

This, of course, is unprecedented. To impose a change of such magnitude on America, a constitutional amendment is in order–not a fiat from some community organizer in the White House.

But I’m almost glad he’s going to do this, because it will immediately show us whether the Republicans in Congress intend to do the job for which the voters gave them a clear mandate, or whether they’re going to just wussy out like a lot of girlie-men and spend the next two years fattening off us like parasites. Let’s face it, John Boehner and Mitch McConnell are not the kind of leaders you write The Song of Roland about.

Nevertheless, the lawbreaker-in-chief is going to walk right up to them and slap their faces. His “executive amnesty” says, in no uncertain terms, “F___ you, America.” If Congress doesn’t cut him down to size now, it never will: and that will be all she wrote for our republic.

Two things brought out that vote last week: stop amnesty, and get rid of Obamacare. That’s what the people have demanded. That is what the governed have consented to.

So we might as well find out now: are the people still sovereign in America, or are we only waiting for the branding iron to be applied to our backsides?