As we head into the weekend, nooze fatigue sets in and one longs for a break.
So here’s a joke I heard today.
A cop pulls over a driver and notices that there are a lot of razor-sharp knives in the back seat. “What are those for?” he demands.
“Oh, I juggle those. I’m a juggler. Here, I’ll show you, officer.”
The driver gets out of the car and juggles half a dozen knives as the cop watches.
Two passers-by come along, walking on the opposite shoulder of the road. They stop to watch the unusual performance.
“Gee, I’m glad I gave up drinking!” says the one to the other. “Those sobriety tests are getting awful hard!”