There’s always yet another Star Wars sequel ready to come out–and this time, activists have warned, it had better have “gay” characters or else!
“Yo, Margo, let’s take the kids to the movies.”
“Sure, Jeremy. What’s playing?”
“It’s Star Wars XVI: Safe Sex in the Oort Cloud. It has giant gay click beetles in it.”
“Really? How can you tell they’re gay?”
Let us draw the curtain on this unedifying conversation.