‘”Star Wars” Not Diverse Enough?’ (2016)

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There’s always yet another Star Wars sequel ready to come out–and this time, activists have warned, it had better have “gay” characters or else!


“Yo, Margo, let’s take the kids to the movies.”

“Sure, Jeremy. What’s playing?”

“It’s Star Wars XVI: Safe Sex in the Oort Cloud. It has giant gay click beetles in it.”

“Really? How can you tell they’re gay?”

Let us draw the curtain on this unedifying conversation.

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I have lived in Metuchen, NJ, all my life. I have been married to my wife Patricia since 1977. I am a former newspaper editor and reporter. I was also the owner-operator of my own small business for several years. I wrote various novels and short stories published during 1980s and 1990s. I am a long-time student of judo and Japanese swordsmanship (kenjutsu). I also play chess, basketball, and military and sports simulations. View all posts by leeduigon

3 responses to “‘”Star Wars” Not Diverse Enough?’ (2016)

  • unknowable2

    It never ends. Frankly, if there were never another Star Wars movie, I’d find a way to survive. I’ve seen four of them and wouldn’t mind never seeing another.

    • leeduigon

      We stopped after three. The series lost its magic, somehow.
      But the Star Wars franchise has always provided plenty of work for liquidators. I made money selling off a truckload of Star Wars cookies.

      • unknowable2

        The first one was amazing for its time. I enjoyed it, but that’s about as far as I’m willing to go It was a good movie, but it didn’t change my life. I doubt that I’ll ever spend the time to watch event the first one, again.

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