‘Gloom and Doom… In a Commercial’ (2015)

Scene Of The Doomed City Before An Enormous Tsunami That Is ...

“Doomed, I tell you–doomed! Unless you buy the DeLuxe Acme Survivor Kit…”

He doesn’t tell you what the product is, that he’s selling and you should buy. All he tells you is that you’re doomed, you’re cooked, you’re finished without it.

Gloom and Doom… in a Commercial

Gee… If you really knew the secret of surviving the end o’ the freakin’ world, wouldn’t you have a duty to share it, without charge, with as many people as possible? Wouldn’t that be, like, a moral imperative?

Soul-less huckster: “Don’t make me laugh!”