You’ll have to take my word for it that I don’t have preternaturally large feet and flop around like Donald Duck. I have perfectly normal adult male feet.
And I can’t get any [whole strong of expletives] slippers that fit!
Third try, this morning: from Land’s End, a full size larger than what I normally wear. It still doesn’t &^%$%$ fit! Oh, they’re long enough, all right. But the [censored] toes are all squinched up; it’s like they think I have some kind of insect feet.
We used to have shoe stores. Every last one of them is gone, kaput, extinct. How long can I hold my cheap China Walmart slippers together with duct tape?
Why can’t a grown man find slippers that fit? Oh, but that’s a trick question! Much better is THIS QUESTION, courtesy of the Google search page:
How do you know if slippers are too small?
Wow! I dunno! Consult an oracle? Go back to college for a degree in Slipper Studies and hope you’ll learn something?
The question has taxed my faculties. I must lie down.