You’ll have to take my word for it that I don’t have preternaturally large feet and flop around like Donald Duck. I have perfectly normal adult male feet.
And I can’t get any [whole strong of expletives] slippers that fit!
Third try, this morning: from Land’s End, a full size larger than what I normally wear. It still doesn’t &^%$%$ fit! Oh, they’re long enough, all right. But the [censored] toes are all squinched up; it’s like they think I have some kind of insect feet.
We used to have shoe stores. Every last one of them is gone, kaput, extinct. How long can I hold my cheap China Walmart slippers together with duct tape?
Why can’t a grown man find slippers that fit? Oh, but that’s a trick question! Much better is THIS QUESTION, courtesy of the Google search page:
How do you know if slippers are too small?
Wow! I dunno! Consult an oracle? Go back to college for a degree in Slipper Studies and hope you’ll learn something?
The question has taxed my faculties. I must lie down.
Try some Minnetonka slippers.
Oh, now that rings a bell! Something from my days as a liquidator… I wonder if I’ll remember what it was.
They tax everything these days, don’t they? — even faculties. 🙂
Seriously, though, Minnetonka might be a possibility, as UnKnowable suggests.
Why does that name stick in my mind? Did I do a big deal with them once? I was awful busy as a liquidator, and I’ve forgotten many of the details. It was 20 years ago.
Try the pillow guy slippers. My hubby got them and loves them.
Tried those already–not even close to fitting my feet. Thanks anyhow.