Suggestions, Anyone?

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I have to write a column today, and I am plum out of ideas. All I know is, I don’t want to write about political stuff that everybody else is already writing about.

So I am open to suggestions!

I propose to go outside and have my cigar and think–before it starts raining, which is what it looks like it’s shaping up to do–and then come in and see if my loyal readers have come up with anything. Sometimes you can get ideas when you think. It’s that thing that writers do that looks like doing nothing.

Maybe I could write about the cheating in the scholastic chess championship… Is that a plan? We’ll see.