Now you’ll always know which way the wind is blowing, thanks to your Chick-fil-A weather vane–a gift that keeps on giving!
The weather vane replaces the Chick-fil-A moral compass, which was discontinued in order to oblige LGBTQXF+#@ activists.
Now you’ll always know just what the protesters want, ’cause that’s the way the chicken points: the least little breeze of left-wing protest moves it.
Watch the Chick-fil-A weather vane swing this way and that, as you munch away on your special Chick-fil-A Bucket O’ Left Wings Only and listen to NPR.