Olympics to Allow Men to Box Against Women

Yu-Ting Lin flexes her muscles

“I am woman–sort of!–hear me roar…”

All right, one more nooze story. I can’t take any more.

The Olympics is going to allow two men to box against women (https://www.nbcnews.com/nbc-out/out-news/boxers-olympics-imane-khelif-lin-yu-ting-gender-eligibility-rcna164257).

This is culture rot.

In various benighted corners of this fallen world, no one much cares if a man beats up a woman. Where I come from, it’s a crime–or at least something worthy of contempt.

These are two skinny guys. Is it going to reach the point, someday, when someone like Mike Tyson is going to get into the ring with a woman and… well, kill her? Maybe we could bring back gladiators. Oughta get some pretty good TV ratings for that.

Can You Win a Gold Medal for Fornication?

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[Editor’s Note: This is not a satire. I only wish it were.]

Maybe fornication is not yet an official Olympic sport, but it certainly seems to be the sport of the Olympics. In anticipation of a whole lot of rumpy-pumpy going on, Olympics organizers plan to hand out 110,000 condoms, and put a basketful of condoms next to every toilet, when the Winter Games open in South Korea next week (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5339341/Record-number-condoms-years-Winter-Olympics.html).

That averages out to 37.6 rubbers per athlete. I guess they aren’t expecting to have much else to do in the Olympic Village. Anyone for a game of Clue?

Organizers attribute the anticipated increase in fornication to “more use of dating apps.” I think that means the, er, athletes use some little hand-held gizmo to facilitate hookups.

In addition to being saturated with Far Left globalist politics, the Olympics is also as dirty as can be. And it’s not just the fornication. Anybody notice the doctor for the American “women’s” (girls, actually) gymnastic team getting packed off to prison? And then there are the performance-enhancing drugs… which lead to some really cringe-inducing injuries which can be seen on youtube.

I’d be terribly disappointed in myself if I couldn’t think of at least 500 things to do instead of watching the Olympics.