Our Stoodint Soviet we has figgured Out “haow” To has Toettle Socile Jutstus!!!!
Why “is” thare no Reel E-Quallaty??? Simpol!! Its becawze of Diffrintses!!!! Diffrint naimes, diffrint Faices–butt Get Rid “of” awl theeze,, and Waht has yiu Got???
So we voated To Get Rid “of” all Diffrintses!!!!
Fromb nhow On evry boddy thay “whil” has The Saime Naime and awl taik “the Saime” corses and awl Get “the” Saime Graides and the Saime Dipplomers!!!!! Every boddy’s Naime will be jist “Yiu”!”! Thare Faices whil awl Be “the” Saime becose We whil ware Sheets!!! (Jist lyke Goests!!!) and we whil awl Eet “the Saime” thing at Evry Meel!!!!!! The U.N. sez we shood awl Eet Bugs!!!! and aslo spatial Veggan Meels!!! And yiu whil has To “ware” the Sheet Awl The Tyme eevin if yiu “are” takin a Shaowwer or Going Swiming!!!! no one willl Evver Sea anny boddy Elsa’s Faice “nevver” Agin!!!!!!
This it whil aslo Keep “us” fromb evver geting Jermbs fromb anny boddy Elst!!!!!
Somb “of” “the” Prefessers thay doughnt Wanht to ware “The” Sheets,, so we burnt up thare Cars!!!!!
Fromb nhow On evvry boddy who duz Anny Thing Diffrint thay wil Be Expelt fromb Collidge!!!!!
And aslo fromb nhow On thare whil Be “No Tawking” untill we Figgure Out “haow” to maik Evvry Boddy say The Saime Thing!!!!!!!