Newsy Blubbers Over ‘Global Warming’

A tearful grab of meteorologist John Morales as an inset with a graphic of Hurricane Milton's path.

We knew we were going to hear this, didn’t we?

A TV weatherman in Florida practically broke down in tears, blaming Hurricane Milton on Global Warming/Climbit Change (TM) (https://www.mediaite.com/tv/i-apologize-this-is-just-horrific-nbc-specialist-tears-up-during-report-on-hurricane-milton/).

“See! Toldja, toldja! Now, because we haven’t given Government undreamed-of powers to do anything it wants, we’ve got Global Warming/Climbit Change (TM) brewing up these hurricanes! And everybody knows–everybody!–that we never had any really bad hurricanes in Florida until we went and changed the Climate by allowing you Common People to have cars and air conditioners!” And blah-blah-blah.

Could we have prevented these hurricanes by getting rid of gas stoves? Absolutely! You plebs out there have too much freedom! And now it’s payback time for Mother Nature! When are you peasants gonna learn we’re always right?

[Note: The quote is not a real quote. It’s only what he was thinking as he babbled.]