A Blog Milestone (But Where Is Everybody?)

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WordPress tells me that today I have blogged for 2,400 days in a row (“He must be crazy”). Lou Gehrig played 2,130 baseball games in a row; Cal Ripken, 2,632. But baseball is harder than blogging.

Anyway, I suppose 2,400 days in a row is something to be thankful for. But it’s frustrating and mystifying to see the low viewership numbers I’ve had since Jan. 17. Up until that point, I was flying high. But on the 17th someone or something shot me right out of the sky, and I haven’t been able to recover. If there were only something I could do about it…

But there you have it–2,400 consecutive days. Horatio the Life Coach Jumping Spider says I should eat more bugs. Thanks, dude. (I don’t know… Even if it worked… bugs! Feh!)

Astonishing philosophical reflection: If Violet Crepuscular were a real person, would I be fictional?