‘”Gritty Is Good”? (Nah)’ (2013)

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I understand readers who shun fantasy fiction because they think it’s full of cliches, unwholesome thoughts and attitudes, and really awful writing–because a lot of it fits that description.

And just to be even more sophomoric, a movement sprang up in fantasy, a few years ago, to make everything “gritty.”

‘Gritty is Good?’ (Nah)

I mean, really–the Bad Guys already have this world for their playground: why hand them our fantasy worlds, too?

We started watching a New Zealand TV series once, but stopped very quickly because it was all filmed in a city that looked just like the seamier parts of urban New Jersey. We weren’t going to look at that. As for the characters–well, we already have villains galore in real life, and precious few heroes.

Reading “grimdark” fantasy is like tunneling into a prison camp.

‘I Invent a New Kind of Fantasy’ (2015)

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Is anybody still writing “Grimdark”? That’s fantasy that’s, well, grim and dark and appeals to sophisticated morons.

But never mind–make way for Glumdark!

I Invent a New Kind of Fantasy

Inspired by Hallmark TV specials about really charming cool people dying of incurable diseases, every character in a Glumdark fantasy is… sad! And if it really works, the reader will be sorry, too!

Just don’t think for one minute that I’m gonna write it.