Is anybody still writing “Grimdark”? That’s fantasy that’s, well, grim and dark and appeals to sophisticated morons.
But never mind–make way for Glumdark!
Inspired by Hallmark TV specials about really charming cool people dying of incurable diseases, every character in a Glumdark fantasy is… sad! And if it really works, the reader will be sorry, too!
Just don’t think for one minute that I’m gonna write it.