Who, me?
Sheesh! Remember this (https://leeduigon.com/2013/07/)? A condo “community” in York County, Pennsylvania, decided to make all-out war on residents who don’t pick up their dogs’ poops.
They have devised a fool-proof, fantastically expensive, of testing cast-off feces for DNA and then tracing the DNA to the guilty dog. Everybody’s fees will have to go up, to pay for this–even if you don’t have a dog. They’ll come after the neon tetras in your fish tank.
I don’t know how this turned out.
[Note: If you’re wondering where Oy, Rodney is, I haven’t yet found it today and anyhow I got up really tired today and I need to sit out in the sun for a while. I know, I know–you were all agog to get the latest news from Scurveyshire. Well, we’ll see.]