There must be a zillion places to go to, other than Iran. Here is Reason No. 5,575 not to move to Iran.
https://www.rferl.org/a/iran-dog-walking-ban-pet-ownership/33439982.html
Yep, they’ve made it against the law to walk your dog. They don’t like dogs. Dogs are “unclean.” Boo, hiss. If you take your dog out for walkies, you stand a very real chance of being tossed into prison.
The ban has taken effect in 18 cities. Scratch those off your vacation list.
And our Democrats want to import Iranian culture because ____________. Fill in the blank and win a box of chiggers!