I was going to display a photo of a road burn injury, which is what I have, but all those pictures were really too disgusting. So here’s a nice, pretty Fiji Island iguana instead.
Ah! I get to sit down! That is, somewhere other than behind the wheel of my car.
The doctor says my elbow is coming along okay, and the time has come for starting to move my right arm and do a few things with it. I just bumped it a few minutes ago and the pain gave me an out-of-body experience. It also deterred me from my plan to wrestle with the vacuum cleaner. I mean, it was inevitable–right?–that sooner or later I was bound to bump this elbow.
You can help me feel better by getting someone, anyone, to order my books. Use trickery if necessary, or even threats. Just kidding.
Well, back to work–gotta cover some nooze.