The Federal Goodness Administration

Still under the impression, it seems, that he’s running for president of a megachurch, former Ohio Gov. John Kasich, presidential wannabe among the GOP, has suggested the creation of “a new agency” of the federal government that would promote “Judeo-Christian values” at home and abroad. ( )

All right, maybe it’s not cricket to pick on a guy who’s polling not quite 4%. But this character annoys me. First he’s a conservative, so-called. Then he’s saying you have to support Obamacare or you can’t go to heaven when you die. And now he wants a bunch of federal employees “promoting Judeo-Christian values” that they don’t understand, don’t know much about, and almost certainly don’t share.

Hey! Maybe we could get unionized public school teachers to do that. Or some collidge prefessers. Maybe some Muslim could be in charge of it.

John, I suspect you mean well. Really, I do. But hiring the federal government to “promote Judeo-Christian values” would be like hiring Hermann Goering to fund-raise for the UJA. It just ain’t happenin’, dude.

Do something constructive for a change, and go annoy Obama.