G’day, I guess. Byron the Quokka here, doing nothing. The comment contest’s over and now there’s no work for me to do. Can’t start another one because if you have these contests going all the time, Lee sez they lose their event character.
“What?” says I.
“That’s political science talk,” says he. “It means they get boring if you do them all the time. Not special anymore.”
Well, he could’ve said that right up front, couldn’t he? He’d better watch out, or he’ll be turning into Joe Collidge one of these days–
[Pauses dramatically]
Ho, there! Just a blinkin’ minute!
I think I just had a brainstorm.
What if a bunch of us quokkas got together… and started a college? What an idea! Rottnest U.! We could all be professors. We could give out degrees. Hold Clue tournaments. Have a slapjack team.
Thinking, thinking…