So… Emma Watson, who played Harry’s friend Hermione in the Harry Potter movies, is not “single,” she says. Nope, not single at all. She’s… uh… “self partnered” (http://freerepublic.com/focus/f-chat/3791682/posts). Yeesh.
I love me, I think I’m grand, when I go to the movies I hold my hand.
I put my arm around my waist; if I get fresh, I slap my face!
My mother used to sing that. Now we’ve got a celebrity living it. Is she allowed to marry herself?
Something about getting rich and famous–what could it be?–seems to make you dumber than ordinary people.
(Still at the vet’s office. *sigh*)