Celebrity Babble: Case # 3,766,984

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So… Emma Watson, who played Harry’s friend Hermione in the Harry Potter movies, is not “single,” she says. Nope, not single at all. She’s… uh… “self partnered” (http://freerepublic.com/focus/f-chat/3791682/posts). Yeesh.

I love me, I think I’m grand, when I go to the movies I hold my hand.

I put my arm around my waist; if I get fresh, I slap my face!

My mother used to sing that. Now we’ve got a celebrity living it. Is she allowed to marry herself?

Something about getting rich and famous–what could it be?–seems to make you dumber than ordinary people.

(Still at the vet’s office. *sigh*)


7 comments on “Celebrity Babble: Case # 3,766,984

  1. So she uses a made up term in place of a perfectly good word that already describes her status. Does that make her feel better about herself or something? If she keeps up she will end up a self-partnered cat lady.

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