So… Emma Watson, who played Harry’s friend Hermione in the Harry Potter movies, is not “single,” she says. Nope, not single at all. She’s… uh… “self partnered” (http://freerepublic.com/focus/f-chat/3791682/posts). Yeesh.
I love me, I think I’m grand, when I go to the movies I hold my hand.
I put my arm around my waist; if I get fresh, I slap my face!
My mother used to sing that. Now we’ve got a celebrity living it. Is she allowed to marry herself?
Something about getting rich and famous–what could it be?–seems to make you dumber than ordinary people.
(Still at the vet’s office. *sigh*)
This is beyond stupid.
Meanwhile, here’s my stab at a crepuscularity built on “Gymnopidie.”
Who wrote that Gymnopodie–Jim Nobody?
Eric sat, ‘e wrote that Eric Satie wrote the Gymnopodie.
So she uses a made up term in place of a perfectly good word that already describes her status. Does that make her feel better about herself or something? If she keeps up she will end up a self-partnered cat lady.
A few years ago we would call that a narcissist
Now we have to be content with the descriptive term, “airhead.”
That would work!