Anyway, the silly old fart said she was inspired in her recent “activism” by the little scold from Sweden whom the world’s leaders insist on bowing down to: “this little Swedish girl,” prated Fonda, “holding her sign every Friday in front of the Swedish parliament… and all the student strikers all over the world who have really risked a lot and given up a lot in order to say, wake up, old people, how come you’re not standing with us?”
What have student strikers “risked”? What have they “given up”? And what does Jane Fonda herself plan to give up?
Uh… nothing? That’s right–nothing.
All of a sudden the in thing, for rich and famous leftids, is to subordinate themselves to children. You’d think they’d be embarrassed to have children speak for them; but shame itself is too ashamed to hang out with liberals.
Let’s look at something wholesome instead. This is an axolotl.
Coarse, crude, vulgar, crass–yeah, that’s our popular culture. That’s the toxic waste dump we all have to live in.
It has gotten a little more toxic with the publication of movie has-been Demi Moore’s autobiography, which I prefer not to mention by name, lest I be accused of helping her sell it.
In this… book… she claims to regret “taking the virginity” of some celebrity I never heard of. Years ago. So he comes out of the woodwork to say she’s wrong, he lost his virginity in high school.
Why would anybody write such things, for thousands of strangers to read? Is this supposed to prove Demi is a sex queen? Who wants to know a thing like that? What if we don’t want to be dragged into the bedroom, or the back seat of a crummy car, or wherever, with this pair of bucket-mouths? Well, yeah, we can always not read the book. But what better book was bumped out of the way so this garbage could be published?
Personal liberty–some people haven’t got the foggiest idea what to do with it.
A grown man with earrings in both ears just has to be the smartest guy in the room…
Back when rock star Bono proposed this incredibly clever way of dealing with ISIS, the Islamic State in Iraq and Syria was tearing up the Middle East while President *Batteries Not Included whistled a happy tune. But how wrong can it be, to be guided in policy by a celebrity?
Burning people alive, beheading them, tossing them off buildings–these were ISIS’ pastimes. But according to Bono, some good ol’ rib-tickling comedy would’ve set them straight. Eventually a diet of high exposives administered by the U.S. Air Force and allies reduced ISIS to a shadow of its former self. But surely Henny Youngman or Laurel and Hardy could’ve done it faster!
The thing about celebrities, see, is that they know everything and can just about always be talked into telling you what you should do.
In the wake of yet another ballyhooed “hate crime” revealed as a hoax–instantaneously embraced by every prominent Democrat, celebrity, and nooze media dullard–a writer for PJmedia.com asks what has to be the easiest question in the world to answer:
Ooh-ooh, I know! I know! [Raises hand, waves it furiously; jumps up and down in seat]
Uh, it’s because they want these stupid stories to be true!
They have this “narrative”–euphemism for “stupid mythology that only a real jerk would believe in”–that says America is this hateful, violent, racist, homophobic, sexist, no-good stinkin’ place that perversely refuses to allow itself to be ruled and managed and dictated to by liberals. So naturally us Americans attack Persons Of Color and Proud LGBTQ Persons every chance we get. We usually wear our MAGA hats, too, when we do it.
So some drip of a TV celebrity manufactures a “hate crime” and every lib shouts their outrage from the housetops–and it turns out not to be true.
Mark Steyn once said, commenting on yet another phony hate crime, “Now they’re mad at us for not hating them enough!” Bullseye, brother.
But the fake nooze media want those stories to be true, so whenever they catch the scent of one, they run with it. And when the lie trips them up, they immediately start hunting for another.
What’s wrong with this, uh, thinking–if we can even call it thinking?
Blame millions of peaceful, law-abiding Americans for the acts of a few homicidal maniacs who don’t obey the law.
Threaten a voluntary organization of at least 5 million people with all sorts of dire consequences unless the violence–which they have nothing to do with–stops.
Well, it’s leftid thinking, which is not so much thought as it is a mindless taxon: they seek political power as compulsively as a tsetse fly seeks blood.
And so “a new coalition of celebrities and activists”–this is like grave-robbers joining hands with vampires–has been formed to come roaring after the National Rifle Assn. and attack anyone who “takes money from the NRA.” They’ve named it NoRA, short for “the No Rifle Initiative.” What does that mean, by the way? They won’t stop until the Second Amendment is repealed? What do they mean, “no rifle”?
Anyway, they’ve sent a letter to the NRA’s Wayne LaPierre which says, “Your time signing checks in our blood is up. We’re coming for your money. We’re coming for your puppets. And we’re going to win.” It’s signed by a lot of celebrities I’ve never heard of. Please don’t try to tell me who they are. It would diminish me to know anything about them.
So they’re gonna organize demonstrations and boycotts and “nationwide art campaigns,” whatever that is–
And may I ask: do we know of even one NRA member who has actually performed a mass shooting?
To employ the kind of logic favored by leftids, All school shootings have been done by persons who are not members of the NRA. Therefore, all persons who are not members of the NRA are potential mass murderers, and have blood on their hands from the mass shootings already committed by some of their fellow non-NRA members. Therefore persons who do not belong to the NRA must be held to account and punished for these crimes.
Leftids love identity politics, so they ought to love this.
Dig the hysteria. Some bolshevik twit writing for The Nation had a catchy headline, “Climate Denialism is Literally Killing Us.” My computer recognizes no such word as denialism, but don’t let that hold up a good thing. Indeed, Climate Denialism, he babbles, is tantamount to… murder! “Murder is murder… and we should punish it as such.”
Oooh! Not believing in humbug Man-Made Climbit Change is a capital crime! Well, hey, break out the firing squads!
Feel the love, baby. At a telethon intended to provide aid to victims of the hurricane, celebrity pinhead Stevie Wonder said, “Anyone who believes that there’s no such thing as Global Warming must be blind or unintelligent.” Stevie really is both.
We could just laugh it off, but the history of the 20th century makes me uneasy about the 21st. Hitler and Lenin were ha-ha-funny when they first started out. Tens of millions of untimely deaths later, not so funny.
Yo, celebrities! How many of you flew private jets to this telethon? How many rode there in air-conditioned limousines? How many of you live in opulent mansions–and actually own more than just one?
Let me leave you with this thought:
“Man-Made Climate Change” is a scam and a heaped-up pile of lies, based on junk science and phony “research”, whose purpose is to impose tyranny upon the human race–by people who are already rich and powerful but have insatiable appetites to become richer and more powerful.
In the name of God, I deny it, I deny it, I deny it.