Let’s test your powers of clairvoyance! See if you can complete this chain of events.
!) Philadelphia Eagles win berth in Super Bowl.
2) Eagles win game.
3} ???
If you answered “3) Fans riot,” you saw the future! Oh, I know–fans always riot. Any dummy could’ve guessed it. Only one death, though: a teenager was killed when he climbed up a street pole and fell off. And only 30-odd arrests.
But you see how important “Sports” is to us. The whole country shuts down for Super Bowl. I wonder what would happen if we had five or six of them.
(Watch what you say, boyo!)