
[Thanks to Susan for the nooze tip.]
Ooh-ooh, it’s The Big Iconic Game! And if you want to join the revels in person, here are some of the ticket prices (https://www.cbsnews.com/news/how-much-super-bowl-2024-tickets-prices/). Please bear in mind that the prices change frequently as the iconic game date nears. Iconically. There’s also a lottery to select who can buy a ticket.
Here are today’s prices for the iconic game between the Buttzville Jidrools and the Fong City Earwigs, starting with the lowest:
$2,000 (that didn’t last long)… $6,500… $8,600… and on top of the heap, $45,000… yes, we said 45 thousand smackers. The prices can always go up some more, so you’d better hurry if you want a ticket.
(I wonder what Dante would’ve said about this. Just askin’.)
(Somebody says I got the team names wrong. I don’t care.)