Ketanji Hits the Jackpot

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Calloo, callay! She’s been on the Supreme Court less than a year, and, er, Justice Ketanji Brown has already scarfed up her first million smackers–oh, that public service!

Just Ketanji Brown Jackson Lands Major Book Deal for Her Memoir

Yes, it’s the usual book deal–a million dollars for her memoirs. You write your memoirs first and then you live your life. I mean, she’s only been there for months! What’s she got to write memoirs about?

Justices Clarence Thomas, Sonia “the Wise Latina” Sotomayor, and Amy Barrett have also enjoyed million-dollar book deals. Well, they should have enjoyed them. I know I would, if I could get one.

Not that we expect Supreme Court justices to take a vow of poverty–but gee wow, that looks like one sweet job!