“Timber!!!…?” [Thanks to Susan for the nooze tip.]
Here’s something to think about while waiting to undergo surgery.
https://www.cbsnews.com/news/whale-swallows-kayaker-video-i-thought-i-was-dead/
I mean, it could be worse–right? You could get swallowed by a whale. Sure, it spits you out as soon as it notices you’re not a fish, or plankton (with some people it’s hard to tell the difference), but that’s enough time to get seriously freaked out.
Ach, now… Get ready for the hospital.