Become an intellectual! Play Chutes and Ladders!
There are days when writing the nooze is actually painful. This is one of them.
For instance: At Canisius College (never heard of it), heads of student groups were recently required to play a “social justice board game” as “training” (https://www.campusreform.org/?ID=13728). Training for what? How to be left-wing fat-heads–what else? What they wanted was to find out how their groups could get access to funding. What they got was this stupid game.
“Factuality”–give me strength–is a “game” of race and sex and yatta-yatta and all about how some of us are victims and some of us have “privilege” and “players will become acquainted with the intricacies of inequality’s intentionally structured foundation–”
[Runs off to grab barf bag]
In 2018 the base tuition at Canisius College, excluding fees, housing, etc., was $28,488. That’s almost $114,000 for four years–if that’s how long it takes you to get your degree in Stupid Studies. For that you get a lot of bilge about “inequality.”
If you can’t think of anything better to do with $114,000… give it to me, because I can.