‘College Crapola Du Jour’ (2018)

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I can hardly believe this “abolish the sexes!” schiff has been going on for three years, or even more. And I won’t even try to imagine what the mental patients who run Colorado State University are up to now. This was bad enough.

College Crapola du Jour

“Use only gender-neutral emojis, and inclusive pronouns…” College makes you stupid! It’s making the whole country stupider and stupider.

If American civilization fails, we’ll be able to say in all truthfulness that we “educated” it to death.

It’s Not As Much Fun As You Think

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School boards acting like German officers occupying France. Critical Race Theory. College. Transgender jihad. Superman’s son is a homosexual. Citizens of the world. And oh, God, transhumanism: leftist bigwigs to live forever.

Believe it or not, it’s not really all that much fun to write about this stuff. Well, I mean, given that these are all symptoms of a culture in the grip of a potentially fatal disease–and only just a few of many symptoms, at that–kind of takes the zest out of the enterprise. Like, how in the world is anybody gonna satirize this schiff?

It can get you down.

“Why do the heathen rage, and the people imagine a vain thing?” (Psalm 2:1) “Vain” is putting it mildly. And so much of it is nothing more than babble! Pure meaningless drivel. “Our commitment to diversity–” how can you even say that without your tongue going on strike?

(And the useful idiots come swarming out of college like the zombies in Carnival of Souls, brandishing their degrees in Gender Studies, gibbering so mindlessly, they can’t even understand themselves… You really do wonder why Democrats ever have to cheat to win.)

Sun’s out! Back to my book.

 

‘Brown U. Aborts Its Own Study (‘Cause They Didn’t Like What They Found)’ (2018)

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This is how “science” is done anymore: if you don’t like what your scientific study tells you, you shut it down. If it isn’t giving you the answer you want to hear, terminate it.

Brown U. Aborts Its Own Study (‘Cause They Didn’t Like What They Found)

Brown University had a study of gender-bending which strongly suggested the whole thing was something less than real–so they shut it down. Didn’t want to offend the trannies.

I have never in my life seen anything as bizarre and unreal as the whole “transgender” movement.

Our colleges and universities are the cauldron in which this evil is brewed.

Prof Canned for Showing ‘Othello’

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A University of Michigan professor is on his way out the window because he showed his class a 1965 film, Othello, by Shakespeare, starring Lawrence Olivier… in blackface (https://www.foxnews.com/us/university-of-michigan-professor-othello-film-blackface).

By doing this, the prof violated stupid students’ “safe space.” Sheesh. Didn’t he know that only Democrat politicians are allowed to cavort around in blackface? Ask the governor of Virginia and his minstrel show cronies.

I mean, like, the whole point of the play is that Othello is a black man in a white men’s world, and very, very sensitive about it, etc. So white actors have traditionally played Othello in blackface.

But not to worry! I have found a simple dramatic production fully compatible with the intellects of University of Michigan students. And here it is.

‘Harvard: “Gender” Changes Day to Day

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This story is already revolting enough without an illustration. Here’s a lovely red salamander instead.

We’ve been living with this “transgender” garbage for years now. Imagine that.

Our colleges and universities belch it out like smog.

Harvard: ‘Gender’ Changes Day to Day

Yowah, yowsah! Today you’re this, tomorrow you’re that. And everybody better be on the ball with those pronouns–because “misgendering” can actually cause one of these jidrools to kick the bucket. Harvard says so!

How are we supposed to keep our self-respect, if they can force us to say we believe stuff like that?

We’re not.

College: ‘Action Could Be Taken’ for Wrong Pronouns

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They’d better not be misgendering!

Oooh, that sounds ominous! “Action could be taken…”

Point Park University’s office of B.S. Crapola means to enforce its “Misgendering, Pronoun Misuse, and Deadnaming Policy,” and they’re warning students that unintentional violations are still violations, blah-blah (https://www.foxnews.com/us/university-tells-students-action-could-be-taken-if-they-use-wrong-pronouns).

Seriously–people are paying for this??? They’re sending their kids to this idiot factory on purpose? To study “deadnaming”?

While we fiddle with our republic to destroy it, and debauch and corrupt its people, don’t forget the role played by, um, “higher education.”

Really, I just can’t believe people pay good money for this schiff.

College: Now It’s Just Disgusting

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A Virginia Tech professor has apologized for being white. She put it in the syllabus. Here are some quotes (https://campusreform.org/article?id=18143).

“I am a Caucasian cisgender female–” Really? You’re really going to send your kids there to be “taught” by this fat-head?–“…I am married to a cisgender male–” As opposed to “a man”? What have these fools done to the English language? “I will continue… [to] confront the innate racism within myself…”

Enough already. Makes you want to puke, doesn’t it? Oh, there’s more. She has only just begun to grovel.

This must not be allowed to be part of America’s future! Stop writing the checks. Starve these wretched looniversities out of existence. Whatever they’re supposed to do for us, it’s not worth letting them do this.

 

‘Erasing History, Creating Idiots’ (2016)

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Nope, no history here…

Do you actually know anybody who suffered “trauma” because he saw or heard or read something that he didn’t like? Are college pinheads genuinely that fragile, psychologically–or is this just a scam that allows the Far Left Crazy to bully normal people?

Erasing History, Creating Idiots

We’re not allowed to have our history, because of course “real history” only begins with whatever Far Left douchebag happens to be speaking at the moment. So we erase the rest–and presto! Cultural amnesia! We saddle ourselves with a disability just to please these ninnies who hate us anyway.

‘Even More Incredible: “Have Sex With the Earth!”‘ (2017)

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I think I can fairly say that in all my days in high school, and in college, too, I never once heard a teacher get up in front of the class and say something positively asinine.

What a difference a lifetime makes.

Even More Incredible: ‘Have Sex with the Earth’

Y’know, I think I could put together a fairly thick book just from blog posts on teachers and professors saying things not only asinine, but out-and-out stupid, up-front loony, or even solidly depraved. And parents are paying thousands and thousands of dollars to get it!

America cannot survive its “higher education” system. Just plain can’t.

‘Crawl On Your Belly When They Kick You in the Face’ (2018)

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A few years ago the Ontario Human Rights Commission toyed with the idea of assigning itself the authority to decide whom your friends should be… ’cause you can’t let ordinary racist dumb people decide that for themselves, they’ll just get it wrong.

Here in America, our looniversities are every bit as evilly wacko as the OHRC. Like f’rinstance:

Crawl on Your Belly When They Kick You in the Face

This clown’s crime, for which the Loving Left punished him, was knowing and liking someone who wound up running for governor as a Republican. Boo! White privilege! Boo! Racist-Biggit-Hater!

I admit it. I hate these cheap little tin-horn Stalinists. We should shut down 90% of the colleges–before it’s too late. Before they do irreparable harm to our republic.

We do not (!) have to slink around with “Kick Me” signs on our backs.