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January 18, 2019

Whurds thay Are for Biggits!!

By leeduigon

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I herd a lexture Last nihght it jist blode my Mind!!!

It was a gest prefesser i cant spel her “naime” but It was somthing like Abbey Babbly she is “a” famis Femmanast she finded a grate Ogrenizaytoin it is “callled” #Radicle Al Incloosave! and she sayed we Cant ware themb Vajiyna Hats no moar “becose” thare is lots of Wimmim thay hasnt got Vajynas thay has peepees insted!!!!! and fromb now On “we” has got to “be” Incloosave of Wimmins whith-out themb thare whatsits!!! Dammit i jist bauhght one too)!

“In facked^” she sayed “evin The Whurd “”Wimmin”” it is Extruding al themb wimmins that hasnt got Yiu Know Waht” and farthermoor “al Whurds thay “are” Bad becose eech Whurd it extrudes evry Thing whitch is Not That Whurd” And “that it is Not Incloosave!”” Like frinstints if yiu says Som thing it “is a” Thum Tack well then It extrudes evry thing “whitch is” not a Thum Tack!!!”” I nevver thinked of that befour!!! Butt of coarse That “is” wye we go to Collidge in the frist plaice,, to Lern New Stufff!!! and that “is” how yiu becomes a Interllectural!!!!! i do not Whant to Affend annyboddy that say thay are a Thum Tack!!!

Then she reely sayed a reely raddicle thing,, “she sayed gess Waht, thare isnt no sutch Thing “as” a Man or a Wimmin themb whurds thay was maid up by The Paytryarchie to keeep Wimmin down and so Fromb Now On the Whurd Wimmin it “has” got to In-cloode Evry-One!!!!!! So i becomed a Wimmin jist by hering that thare lexture!!!

And then she toled us “Men” only thare isnt no sutch thing, “Men” thay can Get Pregganent too jist like Wimmon used to! I wished she wood of toled us How yiu Get Pregganent so i can maik sure “it” dont hapen To Me!!! then i wuld has to get a Bortion and it wuld Be a Hassle!!

Whell i got to taik Som Time offf to rap My Mind aruond “al” this New Stuff I lernted,, it makes My Moth Antenners hurt!

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January 12, 2019

Can You Say ‘Boiling-Over Hypocrisy’?

By leeduigon

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Here we go again!

The kampus kops at the Looniversity of Illinois want students to report “acts of intolerance” to their “Bias Assessment and Response Team” so they can have “educational conversations” with the, um, offender until his mind is right, boss (https://www.washingtonexaminer.com/red-alert-politics/campus-police-want-students-to-report-acts-of-bias). Because all those “acts of intolerance create an unsafe and unwelcoming environment.”

So what are “acts of intolerance”? The kops explain, “actions or expressions that are motivated [here they’re reading your mind], at least in part [how big a part?] by prejudice against or hostility toward a person (or group) because of that person’s (or group’s) actual or perceived [reading your mind again] age, disability/ability status, ethnicity, gender, gender identity/expression, national origin, race, religion/spirituality, sexual orientation, socio-economic class, etc.”

Hello? Can anybody show me a college or university where the faculty and student body are not spewing venom at “white” people in general, or heterosexual white males, or Christians, or conservatives as the evil and despicable source of all the world’s problems? Holding “workshops” and offering credited “courses” on it? Threatening and shouting down conservative speakers?

“Bias Assessment and Response Team? I would like to report an act of intolerance against white heterosexual males. Like, the university is holding this workshop on how bad and evil white heterosexual males are, and teaching that there’s got to be an end to ‘whiteness’! I’m white, see, and I find this environment like really unwelcoming, and it makes me feel unsafe…”

Do you think the fanatics leading the workshop are going to be hauled in for “educational conversations”? Don’t hold your breath!

“Expressions” of “intolerance”? What would those be? Facial expressions? The term is undefined.

All public funds to the University of Illinois should be cut off immediately.

Why are we paying these little tinhorn Stalinists to undermine our country?

P.S.–Guess what? Facebook won’t let me post this! Seems what I’ve said is against their “Community Guidelines.” What “community” is that?

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January 12, 2019

‘Oh, Boy! Earn a Degree in Social Justice’ (2016)

By leeduigon

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Attention, college students! If it’s a little too much for you, trying to make sense of Feminist Geography, mosey on over to Eastern Kentucky University and try for a degree in Social Justice.

https://leeduigon.com/2016/09/09/oh-boy-earn-a-degree-in-social-justice/

We, the higher education experts of America, won’t stop until every drooling idiot in the Western Hemisphere has a bachelor’s degree in something! No matter how ridiculous, no matter how useless, no matter how non-productive.

‘Cause it sure ain’t non-productive for us, you schnooks!

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January 11, 2019

Studdyin Femmanist Jograffy!

By leeduigon

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Boy is Collidge hard some times!! it is “using” Up “all” my Brane Powwer!

I sined up for a coarse In Femmanist Jograffy becose i am “taking” al themb Moth Hoarmoans to make me Into A Wimmin and than i Whill Be a reel Femmanist but it is sooo “hard” becose now thay are Moving “all the plaices” aruond to Other Plaices!!!

Like Jepan for instants! Jepan it is in Ohio butt now i has to lern it is Somware Elsse!!! In Femmanist Jograffy now Jepan it is in Arrazona and Arrazona thay moved It to Affricka!! This hear it is dun becose of Femmanist Apissta-Mollajy and yiu has to be Inter-Sexional to unnerstand Waht “that” “meens”!!! My hedd it is pownding!!

The Prefesser she tolled us yiu has “got to” go Beeyond Gender and i gess i Whas Rong becose i dint Know “thare” was a Beeyond Gender ennything!!

Evin Wurst! That thare coarse in Femmanist Jograffy it “costs” a Extra $Thowsend Dolars pur Samester and yiu “know” i hasnt got that kyned of Muney!!!!! so i has got to Pay by “beeing” “the prefesser’s Serphent!! i has to Go to her Appartamint and whash disshes and vacume and duo her lawndry and ohboy i dont “Know How” to fix lawndry and her cloths thay Came Out all torn and derty whith Goofy Colores i dont know “watt” she is goingto Say wen she fines Out!!! So i had had to Hyde themb clothes Under the Bedd and hoap she dont See “themb”!! and aslo i kep getting The “whashing masheen mixed” up whith the Stoave and then there whas a reely bad Fyre!!! lucky four me she wasnt hoam!!! Wauter wauter evryware,, bye the Time i “put” it out!! Butt usully she is Hihgh on somthing so she dont “knotice” a Lot of things!!!

Anyboddy whoo thinks “being” a Interllectural it is Eazy, thay are krazy!!!!!!

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January 4, 2019

As Rutgers Rots

By leeduigon

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Rutgers, New Jersey’s state university–I went there! I’ve got a degree from that place–continues its decay as an educational institution, now offering a three-credit course in “Practicing Social Justice” (https://www.campusreform.org/?ID=11702).

Why has public money been spent to set up a Women’s and Gender Studies Department? What earthly good is that? It’s just like leaving a pile of rotting meat on the sidewalk to attract flies.

So the Women’s and Gender Studies Dept. will be offering this stupid course as part of its stupid degree program. The course will focus on “resistance strategies” and “nonviolent confrontational organizing.” It’s remarkable, how quickly “nonviolent” confrontations can turn violent.  The only thing that keeps these idiots out of the hospital is that normal people aren’t as nasty as they are.

Also available in the Women’s & Gender Shinola degree program is a course in “Marxist Literary Theory.” Can you imagine anything more useless?

The time has come to cut off all public funding to wastes of time and space like Rutgers University. It’s obscene and insulting, to be spending hard-earned tax dollars on inane, silly, and self-destructive nonsense like this.

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January 4, 2019

‘Student Nitwits Want Mandatory Attendance at “Social Justice Event”‘ (2016)

By leeduigon

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Don’t you love the way the “pro-choice” crowd keeps on demanding the power to make all your choices for you? But they’re liberals, so when they say something, it means the opposite of what it’s supposed to be: like, when libs say “justice,” they really mean injustice, and when they say “smart,” it’s for something stupid.

So here they are–at a looniversity, of course–enhancing everybody’s “choice” by demanding attendance at a “social justice event” be made mandatory.

https://leeduigon.com/2016/09/14/student-nitwits-want-mandatory-attendance-at-social-justice-event/

It really is an embarrassment to be living in this age.

 

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January 3, 2019

My Newswithviews Column, Jan. 3 (‘Education Marches On… to Oblivion’)

By leeduigon

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The crops failed, but we’ve got gender equity!

More and more I wonder–can the human race survive humanism? Can any sane country survive what, ahem, “higher education” is doing to ours?

https://newswithviews.com/education-marches-on-to-oblivion/

Just the waste of money and human resources alone might be enough to sink us.

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December 30, 2018

‘The Progresive Paradice’ (2015)

By leeduigon

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Back in the 70s I knew someone who had Mao’s little red book, kept it with her at all times, and began every other sentence with “Chairman Mao says…” A prime product of our glorious universities, even back then.

This is an early Joe Collidge essay, but his ideas haven’t changed in three years. His position has hardened as his brain has softened. But that’s what college does to you.

https://leeduigon.com/2015/12/12/the-progresive-paradice/

I’m thinking of offering a prize to anyone who can state the difference between Joe Collidge and the Democrat National Committee, apart from the spelling.

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December 29, 2018

Hillery she Is Pressadint!!!!

By leeduigon

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Oh man did yiu “see” that??? Hillery she is Pressadint!!!!!

That stopid Donold Trumpt he whent on “some” Trip “somewear” and wile he “was” Gone Hillery she whent Back inta “the” Whity House and now It “is” hers like It shuld of Bin al allong only Trumpt he collided Whith the Russhins and cheeted Her out Of “it”!! We.ll Ha Ha Ha Trumpt! Gess the Joak it is “on” yiu! Turn yore back and Hillery she has took waht “is” rihghtfolly hers!!! She even brung Bill back inta the Whyt House whith her!

And i know “it” is True becose i seen it on the Inter Net!!!! She sended Out Chrismiss Gretings fromb The Wyhite House and thare “was” The Pixture and pixtures thay dont lye!!!

So hear at Collidge we holded “a” Big Celebbratchin and somboddy she “is” a Satinist she sayed “It “is” a Mearacal done by Satin!!! Hale satin!!”

Welll we lyke satinists butt reely sombtiymes Yiu “has” got to “carreck” themb and So The Commassar of our Stodent Soviet she ansurd this Satinist,, she “sayed” “We admyre Satin but come On “now” whoo neads Satin wehn yiu Got Hillery and Pressadint Obamma??” We “has al bin” preying to Pressadint Obamma to maik Hillery she be the Pressadint and gess waht,-, he Came Thruogh”!!!!!

Now thay has to ketch Trumpt and extracute himb and “his” fambly befour thay Can “maik” enny more Trubble!!

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December 28, 2018

Exclusive! The 2021 SAT Tests!

By leeduigon

One of the reasons that the costliest education system in human history is the costliest education system in human history is because virtually everyone has to go to college.

But before you can get into college, you have to pass the Scholastic Aptitude Tests (SATs). The purpose of these tests is to get as many people into college as possible.

What ho! Some of the contents of the 2021 SATs, being prepared just now, have been leaked to me! Here’s a sample from the Science SAT.

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Identify this North American animal.

A) Japanese giant salamander  B) Daddy long-legs  C) Bighorn sheep  D) Submarine sandwich  E) Hey, wait a minute! That’s me!

The correct answer, of course, is E, “That’s me!” This is what the colleges are looking for. This is the engine that will drive America through the 21st century. At least that’s what they say, and it sounds wise.

Someday everyone in America will be in college for as long as they live. At least that seems to be the plan.

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