(Did I spell that word right? A miracle!)
Yo, cats, listen up! I’m hear to tell you that if you ever slept that soundly in the wild, you’d be halfway eaten before you could open one eye. So let’s hear it for us humans, who provide you with this lovely environment that lets you explore every nook and cranny of the realm of Morpheus! (I’ve always wanted to use that expression, but somehow the chance never came up.)