Of course they were only kidding about a Ministry of Silly Walks, there’s no such thing, government would never dream of wasting our money on anything like this!
We wish.
But if you’re one of the few human beings watching the Olympics, you’ve already seen a lot of silly walks by sports teams and soldiers belonging to the world’s most hellish tyrannies. For some reason they all do silly walks! Did the Nazis start that, or were some despots organizing silly walks before Hitler came along?
Whatever the history, they’re still doing them today. And somewhere in America there’s a little bunch of Democrats trying to come up with their own silly walk for the day they can make the republic disappear.